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Regain Control in my ass (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by sag@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The Emptiness Machine in My Ass

[–] Rato@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Encore in My Ass

[–] essell@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Flowers never bend in my ass

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[–] Biobaron@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] recapitated@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Share your love with me in my ass

The Hammer and the Anvil in my ass

[–] srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] nieceandtows@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just like fire in my ass

See you again in my ass

This is what you came for in my ass

Cinderella's dead in my ass

Bury a friend in my ass

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Lol poor Cinderella

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 1 year ago

Scishow tangents theme song in my ass

[–] zurchpet@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

The Chemical Brothers - Hey Boy Hey Girl

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Shock The Monkey In My Ass.

[–] BuckWylde@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The Yawning Abyss of Madness in my ass

[–] exanime@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Feel it still... In my ass

By Portugal The Man

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

SOULSUCKER in my ass.

Ummm.

[–] sandbo00@feddit.org 2 points 1 year ago

Orbit Culture - From The Inside In My Ass

[–] Racingradar@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Limit to your love in my ass

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Whatever You Like in my ass

[–] Krzd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

SYML - Mr Sandmann in my ass

Yeah, that sounds pretty irritating

[–] macrocarpa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Insomnia in my ass

900 days in my ass

Seems a bit long, but I'm not one to complain.

[–] Ketchup@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

If love were all in my ass (Noel Coward)

[–] Lemvi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

Departing Scene in my ass

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Shine A Little Light in my ass

[–] DevCuber@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

A famous actress's necklace in my ass

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Don't Let Our Love Start Slippin' Away in My Ass

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

seen and not seen in my ass

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

Blinded in my ass

[–] 42yeah@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Just like heaven in my ass

[–] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

& Big Bad Wolf In My Ass 😳

[–] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Bad Things In My Ass

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Going Through Changes in My Ass

[–] POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

Heaven shall burn in my ass

[–] JoeyHarrington@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Wish you were here

[–] Gamer153@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Sticks and Stones in my ass

...ow

[–] pingveno@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Well, it's going through my head right now, so I will count it.

Ceilings in my ass

[–] ThoranTW@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The Glass Bead Game in my ass :/

Not a song per se, but I was listening to "Relaxing - Bach in my ass".

[–] Rednow@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I'll meet you halfway... in my ass.

[–] Dearth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

WAIT in my ass

-Doechi

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