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The D (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 years ago by Philo@lemm.ee to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 96 points 2 years ago (4 children)

The D: is a CD-ROM. Geez!

Dang whippersnappers.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 85 points 2 years ago (1 children)

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Nothing like the beauty of windows having a modern UI with a hard drive icon drawn by some intern in 1998

[–] reversebananimals@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If it makes you feel any better the intern got hired full-time.

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[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 2 years ago (9 children)

No, CD-ROM is /dev/sr0

[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Bah! This is clearly a windows meme! Take it back to c/linux!

(I'm over there too)

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

Only correct answer, I don't know what this whole letter business is... Dang kids

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[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I give you an A. A for floppy.

[–] pjhenry1216@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What about the B drive?

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

5 1/4 big booty drive

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[–] reversebananimals@lemmy.world 88 points 2 years ago (7 children)

I like my partners like I like my filesystems.

FAT and 32.

[–] Resistentialism@feddit.uk 28 points 2 years ago

Well, I'm glad its 32, and not the ones previous

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like em like I like my encryption. Old and already cracked.

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[–] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Your taste in partners is as bad as your taste in filesystems. Who uses FAT32 in 2023? At least use NTFS

[–] nightdice@feddit.de 17 points 2 years ago

Who uses FAT32 in 2023?

Any EFI partition?

[–] elfahor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why would anybody use NTFS? btrfs ftw. Also all EFI partitions are FAT. And lastly, if you want a USB stick to be portable across operating systems, FAT is still the way to go

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[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

My time to shine.

[–] nUbee@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I prefer them to be exFAT.

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[–] 30p87@feddit.de 79 points 2 years ago (2 children)

She wants the /dev/sdb

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 years ago (4 children)

/dev/nvme1n1p1

[–] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Please teach me how to connect an external drive over NVMe

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 15 points 2 years ago
  • Open PC (if not open already)
  • Plug in
  • Profit

Everything can be portable if the PC is open enough

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[–] mihor@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

This is correct. 🐧

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 71 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My mind immediately went to ext as in ext4 the filesystem

[–] cryostars@lemmyf.uk 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Then u realized why ur still a virgin?

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 45 points 2 years ago

You misspelled Giga-Chad

[–] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 27 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I'm not because I use btrfs 😎

[–] wallmenis@lemmy.one 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yes you are a turbo virgin.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

no I am not, I speak fluent Klingon

[–] moody@lemmings.world 8 points 2 years ago

I wanna see how deep this hole goes.

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[–] teft@startrek.website 50 points 2 years ago (4 children)

There's only one D I recognize.

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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

clearly ask for an EXT formatted drive

get an NTFS formatted drive

Wtf.

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[–] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

Specifically, she wants to mount the D:.

[–] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 23 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I don't know what is wrong with my NTFS harddrive. Why do you insist on having EXT?

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[–] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago

And then you ask for the C: and they block you on tinder.

My aunts friends are so angry sometimes.

[–] fernandu00@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago

I went to the comments to ask if she meant ext3 or ext4 but after a moment I figured it was just external abbreviation.. Made a lot more sense 😅

[–] eochaid@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

She wants the scared and amazed face? I don't get it.

[–] fushuan@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Dick. the Dick. D: is usually where the external hard drive is mounted when you only have a single drive, which is usually C.

[–] eochaid@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And you normally put your dick in the external hard drive?

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[–] 00dani@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

nah, D: is obviously your secondary internal drive for storage, because C: is an ssd for performance

she actually wants the E: 🏳️‍⚧️

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[–] Chemish@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She wants the D: but he's just got a 3.5 inch floppy.

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[–] thepiguy@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nope, she meant the ext4 drive mounted to /mnt/homework

Edit: spelling

[–] Ertebolle@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

It’s a micro USB drive, he flashed it and all the cheerleaders giggled

[–] callyral@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i use btrfs which ext is that

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[–] Redredme@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

THIS IS JUST A TRIBUTE

(I don't know, you guys said she wants the D)

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[–] ClamDrinker@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

You know this one's dated because I'm pretty sure by today's standards having only a C: drive is quite unusual. Hard to find statistics on it but I'd wager most people have at least 2 storage devices, especially an SSD / HDD combo is pretty popular.

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[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You know, this could be a pretty funny Linux joke, but the comic had to ruin it with some cringey dick joke.

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[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Why would she want the (😮)?

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