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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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The carpet, the jacuzzi, the steps, the mirrors above the bed… and I’d put money on that being a waterbed! Glorious.

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[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I tried to find the place with a reverse image search, but also if the hits (there are quite a number) are to collections of pics of the worst home interiors.

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I found it on a random “worst listings” site. Would love to see the rest!

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I remember a bedroom from the 90s that looked EXACTLY like that but without the toilet/bath stuff

[–] just_chill@jlai.lu 2 points 2 years ago

these are clearly the best part. The fringes help too.

[–] Sdnimm543@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It reminds me of the house from Scarface

[–] mihor@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago

Fly, Pelican, fly!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (4 children)

The mirrors on the ceiling... I never got that. Who wants to watch themselves fucking?

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago

People with much higher self esteem/body confidence than me!

People who aren't ugly lmfao.

[–] poweruser@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago

My old canopy bed had them. It was kind of cool but that frame was ridiculously impractical so it didn't make it in my last move.

I never understood why everyone thought it was a sex thing. I just found it useful to spot the cat lurking in the room, so I didn't have to sit up to check on what I thought I saw moving.

What is much more of a sex thing is a mirror in the headboard (which that bed also had lol), or near the foot of the bed, so you can make eye contact

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Um I'm into it, and I'm rather in the lower libido stage of life. Love my closet mirror.

[–] papajohn@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m not a fan of pooping behind the curtain. I hope its not carpet around the toilet.

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[–] windowlicker@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

just imagine how much cocaine has been in that room

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

All I can think while looking at this is....

Bed, bath, and beyond.

I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

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[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

This needs to be featured on McMansionHell. I love that site. sicko-wistful

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

If there's good bathroom and jacuzzi exhaust ventilation, I think I vibe with this

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

This is majestic and I'm moving in immediately.

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Damn that is nice, when can I move in?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh god the toilet.

Don't need an ensuite if the entire room is the bathroom. [Taps head.]

[–] jlow@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

Well there's a (see-through) curtain, so I don't see the problem (actually I would but 🤷‍♀️)

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