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It's finally time for Bert (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 years ago by threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works to c/bertstrips@lemm.ee
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[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For the younger folks who missed it, the text is an Airplane! (1980) reference, which itself was a parody of Zero Hour! (1957).

[–] genuineparts 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Surely you can't be serious.

[–] qprimed@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am serious...

[–] problembasedperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And don't call me Shirley.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This plane has four engines. It’s an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

IT'S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT K- oops, just read your username, sorry.

[–] Scrawny@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just wanted to say. Good luck, we're all counting on you.

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Oh stewardess, I speak jive

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is that Rick Moranis?

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It is. Rick Moranis is a hero, love that man.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Isn't this the guy who shrunk his kids?

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago

Nah, that's the keymaster.

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No he's the hero who saved the Royal Canadian Institute for the Mentally Insane from burning down by pissing all over it after drinking an entire vat of beer.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Are y'all sure? He looks like Vinz Clortho to me.

[–] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

No, I’m pretty sure he’s the guy from hit TV show The Gatekeeper.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He also blew up the baby.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And owned a talking plant.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 years ago

And ordered the ship to Ludicrous Speed.

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Can't have been a good week to quit sniffing glue.

[–] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They’ll all have to be taken to hospital

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hospital? What is it?

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

It’s a big building where they treat sick people - but that’s not important right now.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Captain, how soon can you land?