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[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 54 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Rated by a review board? 4 out of 5 dentists? One fucking girl who doesn't want it anyway?

My wife loves my cock in every hole and that's the only review that matters to me.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 115 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'll have what he's having

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

I also choose that guys dead wife

[–] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

I gotta remember this comeback

[–] frezik@midwest.social 18 points 2 years ago

Not anymore. Now it's a swingers commune.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago (4 children)

And that’s why I like the “disappointing, good, awesome” scale. You only have three options and people generally know where to sort things.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel a "really good" could fit in there.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Well, of course. If it's described as "really good," I think we can assume it fits.

If it doesn't fit or proves too be too painful, I guess that falls more towards "disappointing," but that feels like a misnomer

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yea but https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Net_promoter_score is marketer pseudoscience that gets taken waaaaaaay too far by dumb executives all the time.

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 4 points 2 years ago

How likely are you to recommend Comcast to a friend?

Bitch, you're a monopoly, I would leave if I could.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I rather have 1-5.

[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

Exactly. This rambling nonsense is basically just the response I would expect from "tell me you don't understand averages, without telling me you don't understand averages"

[–] chickenf622@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did a new copypasta just drop?

[–] Quik 1 points 2 years ago

Ohhhh, I desperately want this to happen!

[–] BeepTheJeep@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] SoylentBlake@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

That's the standard issue. Helmet on soldier, you wanna live forever?