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[–] Fantomas@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Who hopes for 12,002 spears?

[–] McJonalds@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

almost positively certain this guy hoped for 12003

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 15 points 2 years ago

It's obviously 12001 tho

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

He could have just hoped for "more than 12,000" spears.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] uphillbothways@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

Look, she has needs, okay. She's a nice lady!

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Oh, it's Ivan, after all.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 years ago

Well frankly if you don't hope for 12'002 spears then i don't know what you're doing with your life

[–] DaSaw@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago

Maye that's a round number in their non-decimal numbering system?

[–] demlet@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well look who's smarter than a fifth grader.

[–] Fantomas@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I also almost never lose when fighting them either. So I think you'll find I'm both smarter and stronger...

[–] blue_zephyr@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

A psychopath

[–] unagi@feddit.nl 26 points 2 years ago

I don't know half of them half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

[–] frostwhitewolf@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

...but three of us are leaving so make that 5999

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

"But you rely primarily on swords, no?"

"True, true. You are a wise king indeed."

[–] FormerlyChucks@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

This is a good meme