this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2024
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Aneurysm Posting

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For shitposting by people who can smell burnt toast.

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  1. Nothing promoting crypto, blockchain or NFTs.
  2. Nothing right wing.
  3. Nothing anti science.
  4. No tankie support.
  5. No TERFS.
  6. No porn.
  7. Must tag AI posts as such.

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I shan't (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 2 years ago by PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz to c/aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz
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[–] LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

It's more Don't Dead Open Inside than Aneurysm Posting, I feel.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 years ago

Dammit... So close...

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 years ago

I am very anxious about blood draws. The flag is speaking to me.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Don’t save a life, Be afraid to give blood

That sounds like a warning.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago

Even if you go by the colors it doesn't make sense. "Don't be afraid to give... Save a Life... Blood"

What?

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I shan't not!

EDIT: I shannot?

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

You shannot pass

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

I like to think the story behind this one is that it originally didn't have the top right text. The put "be afraid" on a new line, it left a hole in the top right, so they filled it in without thinking.

Boom. This.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Fuckin vampire van

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Just saw the community poster and remembered I never really mentioned @timenaan@lemmy.world for the creation of this community, whose comment on a post (first post on this community) is why I made this community.

Wait that tag didn't work, how do I tag a user?

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Oh hi, thanks for remembering.

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

@timenaan@lemmy.world

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Oooh. Thanks!

[–] Hobbes@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

I think you meant to post this to !dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Passive-aggressive marketing.

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

transcript (manual):

DON'T SAVE A LIFE
BE AFRAID TO GIVE BLOOD