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Police in Kentucky are looking for a man who has defecated on the same porch multiple times over the past week for no apparent reason.

Louisville Metro Police say they have received three police reports about the alleged “porch pooper,” who’s since gained lots of attention online after doorbell videos of him have been posted on Reddit and Instagram.

The homeowner, who did not want to be identified, being targeted by the so-called porch pooper said he first noticed something was up on Tuesday.

“I went out to my front porch that morning and noticed what I thought was cat poop,” he said.

The homeowner said he cleaned it up and checked his Nest doorbell camera from the night before and that’s when he realized it certainly wasn’t a cat.

“Not only did he defecate, but he also urinated on our welcome mat,” he said.

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[–] Denalduh@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Well the first time was an accident, but the second time was for fun. Then accident, fun, fun, another accident, three funs in a row, then he was doin it for the homeowner

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

I found the Butt-ler!

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

You don't think the homeowner was tired of his shit?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Serial pooper? I poop in parallel like any professional..

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Wow, that takes talent

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I find myself inexplicably siding with the poop guy and fabricating in my head just how much the house guy deserved it. I don't know why I'm inherently siding with the poop guy.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Odd to see so many people on Team Porch Pooper.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Definitely seems like a personal vendetta, and I've never wanted to shit on the porch of someone that was nice and cool to me. Although I did shit in the weed dealers yard one time. That was an emergency

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 11 months ago

We've all been there!

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't think the weed needed fertilizer that bad..

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 11 months ago

Shit just works like that here.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

So did I, I was just two afraid to say it

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

DON'T PUT IT OUT WITH YOUR BOOTS TED

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

DON'T TELL ME MY BUSINESS, DEVIL WOMAN! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, THIS ONE'S OUT OF CONTROL!

[–] Zier@fedia.io 6 points 11 months ago

What kind of shit crime is this?

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is this the result of that thread where the guy was moving out of state and wanted to prank his ass hole neighbors?

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's definitely asshole-related.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'm surprised the camera didn't pick up the movement

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Say it loud and say it proud...

THE MOVEMENT

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 4 points 11 months ago

It's motion-detecting.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

“He called shit poop!”

[–] CliveRosfield@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Thanks Kentucky 🫡

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 11 months ago
[–] faizalr@fedia.io -1 points 11 months ago

That is weird man. Shoud go straight to hell.