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[–] Batman@lemmy.world 60 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"Stupid sexy planters" was right there!

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Less alliteration tho

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Oof you're right!

[–] Fox@pawb.social 59 points 11 months ago

Never wanted to smack a planter until today

[–] tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 11 months ago (1 children)

damn those pants are caked up

[–] AceQuorthon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

Packing the whole bakery

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

Alright, I've seen enough, I am ready to go vegan

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Like a string of dudes at a urinal trough.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Dirty butts. Soiled pants.

[–] yuri@pawb.social 16 points 11 months ago

omfg i’m doing this

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

OwO that's such a big beetroot you have there

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 14 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Waiting for that one mfer who tells us that this is actually the optimal conditions for the roots or something.

[–] Blum0108@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

It would dry out pretty fast and need frequent watering, but the air permeability of the denim would keep the roots from binding, so it actually would probably result in a deeper root structure and better yields.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Who's to say anyways. Might as well try it. You know, for science

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

call me when there are mantis men. i'll bring my rifle and grenades

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I don't think fabric makes for a good outdoor planter. I can imaging it's rotting fast and all sorts of pests and unwanted will love this setup.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I dunno maybe being able to water the legs and not the whole thing is good for some reason

[–] BlackDragon@slrpnk.net 2 points 11 months ago

Nah that doesn't really have anything to do with anything, when you water you just saturate all the soil at once anyway. Think about how plants get watered in nature: not that often but thoroughly

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 months ago
[–] JoeKis@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Soiled their pants literally 🤓

[–] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

That's neat, someone in my city freezes jeans for a similar effect.

[–] llamatron@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Oddly disturbing

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

this is disturbing

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Ever felt like you really wished you had a carrot with you?

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I guess that answers the question from that meme?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

I would plant carrots towards the bottom so I could pull it out of their asses later.

[–] Willy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

if you had to choseone….