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[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 90 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Holy fuck this carving looks absolutely beautiful

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (7 children)

You too, huh? Something about it speaks to me. The simplicity, clean lines, dunno?

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

I think it’s something about the skill needed to make this and the fact that no machines were involved. It’s quite something though.

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Modernist art deco, like it was made in the 1930s

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[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 104 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That the Sumerian’s will use anything but metric.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apparently, muricans are a lost tribe of Sumerians.

Hold on a sec. I need to write up some golden tablets or something.

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well you see, in 1793, 'Merica requested the metric artifacts from France so we could be metric too. France sent over a kilogram, but the shipment was lost at sea. And that was a little sad.

All joking aside, US feet, inches, pounds, and so on have been secretly really metric since 1893.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

eh.

Fun fact. if you use your knucklebones to count instead of fingers, and you use multiplication instead of addition you can get to 144 counting on your fingers. (i.e. one digit on the second hand is equal to a full hand- 12- on the first.)

yeah. some bullshit about that being why we have 12 hours, and 12 inches in a foot, is totally going into those golden tablets.

(IIRC, we have 12 hours because there was 10 hours of daylight in Egypt, and an hour on either end for twilight. that evolved into the 24 hour system we have today.)

I think I'll call my new religion ~~Bullcrap~~ ~~Bulk'rap~~ bulq'rap.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You can count up to 1023 without knucklebones if you use a positional representation.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sumerians also tried to metrify, but the copper weights they bought mysteriously corroded

[–] kamiheku@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's a screenshot of a Twitter post, that's a meme right?

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[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

If I remember correctly, Homo sapiens sapiens was not only coetaneous with Mammoths, but we are widely considered to be one, if not the main cause of their extintion.

Also constructions like Gobekli tepe, with it's carvings and decorations, predate the extintion of Mammoths by something like 6000 years.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Well, that's a new word on me. Thought spell check corrected contemporary.

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hell, there were still mammoths around when the pyramids at Giza were built.

Pygmy mammoths, on an island in northern Siberia, but still.

[–] Pips@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well, ice age ended and elephants still live.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I... am so disappointed this didn't go where, for a split second, my brain thought it was going.

Homo sapiens sapiens was not only coetaneous with Mammoths, but we are widely considered to be one

Chickens are dinosaurs - and humans are mammoths!!

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

birds are the continuation of the theropod dinosaur lineage.

humans are the continuation of the early synapsid lineage also present at the time (which later gave rise to the early mammal progenitor).

when people say birds are dinosaurs they mean the lineage didn't branch as much as it did for humans, which I think is more survivorship bias than anything.

[–] flerp@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People say birds are dinosaurs because every living thing is in every clade of it's ancestors which means they are dinosaurs. They're also a lot of other things from all of the other clades so they're not saying that birds are just dinosaurs, but that they are part of Dinosauria and every other clade of their ancestors and so too will all of their descendants be.

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[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Birds are dinosaurs. Humans are not mammoths

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Don't tell me what I am and am not

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Weren't there like full blown civilizations at that point? Kinda weird to refer to mammoths as if it were some stone age prehistoric period and be surprised that someone could craft something like this then lol

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think the pyramids at Giza were a few millennia old at that point eh?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not millennia, but several centuries.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago

Oh, silly me, haha.

[–] SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Several, yes. Egypt, Uruk, Indus, etc

[–] SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just using some tiny mammoth population on an isolated island in Siberia to state "MAMMOTHS WERE STILL ROAMING THE EARTH WHEN BLAH BLAH BLAH" is somewhat disingenuous.

[–] Gloomy@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Also pretending that 4000 years ago humans were still hunter gatherers or something (it's kind of implied in the wording imo). 4000 years ago there were plenty of fairly developed civilisations around.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 year ago

Locusts ARE grasshoppers. If enough grasshoppers group up in the same area they literally become locusts and fuck everything up.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locust

[–] prayer@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe, but a locus is a type of grasshopper.

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[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Ur mom is a locust. Huht huht huht.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

One hopps grass the other grasses hopps.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

tite (or titi) means penis in my language

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

he ma means "him, mother" in my language

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

How much for the weight? I'll take two.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The eyes don't make sense to me. How did they know to use this pattern? Are there some really big grasshoppers out there?

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No doubt there are insects big enough to be able to see the patterns on the eyes without magnification.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
  1. Exactly this. Just eyesight & time.
  2. Not to mention that some insects even have a bit of contrast between the lenses so it's easier to understand they are compounded.
  3. And additionally due to individual lenses compounded eyes arent smooth - by reflecting light at different angles you can make the "bumps" obvious.
  4. Also if there is like a water droplet on grasshoppers eyes you can clearly see it's surface structure. Just like you can see individual pixels on your (high dpi phone?) screen the same way.

Tho I bet they didn't study this ones eyes:

It's called a fairy wasp (wiki/Megaphragma_mymaripenne) and it's only the third smallest insect known.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago

I'm sure they had plenty of experience with bugs in their environment, both alive and dead. I'm sure you can see the eyes pretty well close up.

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The aliens lent them a magnifying glass