Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 years ago by WereBearGareBear@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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One nut says to the other, "I'm a cashew".

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[–] shortwavesurfer@monero.town 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I swear the title sounds like the beginning of a much dirtier joke

[–] lando55@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Scrotum? Damn near killed 'im!

[–] Radioactrev@reddthat.com 4 points 2 years ago

Unfortunately, the other was a salted.