this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2023
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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Can't wait to fight back against this with a high tech innovation known as "a closed garage door."

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"a single square of electrical tape"

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

It's like demon salt barrier in reverse.

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

"Announcing Ford's new All-In-One Car Convenience Package™ included on our newest models*. Our easy to use app allows you to to lock your doors, disable driver controls, and even control your garage door remotely! You can rest easy knowing that from dealership, to parking, to authorized mechanic, your Ford Family™ will always be watching out for your vehicle and keeping it safe!" porky-happy

*warranty void without participation

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm sure this will never be hacked and used by car thieves to steal my car

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Being a Kia Boy just ain't what it used to be.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the patent doesn't need to be approved for them to include the feature

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

porky-happy Please charge and/or fill the gas tank so that we may steal your car from you.

-Thank you

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

How many kids are going to be run over in the process? People should have reasonable expectations that a car with nobody in it won't just suddenly start up and take off.

I sure as hell don't trust their pedestrian sensors

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Be a real shame if I took a dump in the seat and it drove back to the dealership with that stinking up the joint.

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Why limit yourself to poop? a-guy

[–] Milksteaks@midwest.social 9 points 2 years ago

Easy just release the air from all the tires and see if they still want to self drive it away