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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 213 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Okay honey, it's really cool that you're Gay and all. But could you, like... Go back in the closet and come out again? It's for something that's very important to me" πŸ₯Ί

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 164 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This man will never take a shower in peace without being haunted by this memory

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean β€œshake a tower”. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

[–] Hobthrob@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that an euphemisms for masturbation?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

No. It’s a dad way of saying take a shower, by switching the first two letters of each word.

Edit: another one is the fit has hit the shan, which is a less vulgar way of saying the shit has hit the fan.

[–] Hobthrob@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Guess I still need to work on my own dad jokes, as mine apparently went "whoosh" right there.

It will be on his tombstone.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago

Homie has the opportunity to ascend to a higher plane of dadhood and completly blew it

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 year ago

You should turn in the dad card immediately, the offices are open 9-3. The regulations were clearly defined - no exceptions.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 28 points 1 year ago

Probably need to buy a few pairs of New Balance and khakis for redemption

"You are a father but we do not grant you the rank of 'Dad'."

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 year ago

Devastating.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 year ago

gonna have to take your dad classes again

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Are you sure you're even her dad?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago

In a similar situation, i just looked at my wife and said "you owe me 5€."