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[–] Jakra@aussie.zone 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The sunk cost fallacy of wizardry. Come on man, just one more incantation, just one more and you’ll be immortal! It’s always just one more incantation!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A smart wizard would just say that they can grant immortality, but it doesn't last forever so they need to buy a new immortality potion every year.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What do you do when the king dies?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 11 months ago

"potion must've wore off."

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 11 months ago

Alberta: just one more oil boom - we promise not to piss this one away, lord

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 11 months ago

A wise king would know the wizard would just make off with the Elixir Vitae as soon as it was discovered.

Meanwhile we have autocrats telling their engineers to design them a computer intelligence that can manage an unstoppable army of swarming killer drones.

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago

let's try with a bit more mercury and arsenic this time