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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by bruhduh@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 130 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Now that's a classic!

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago
[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Goddamn furries in public. Every time.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Don't kinkshame me uwu

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 3 points 11 months ago
[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

There are two wolves inside of you.

You need emergency surgery.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There are two wolves inside of you.

You don’t have insurance, but you do have access to a third wolf…

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

There are three wolves inside of you.

You now have health insurance but... you also have access to a fourth wolf....

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

What about the other 12?

[–] JoeKis@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago
[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 19 points 11 months ago

!confusingperspective@feddit.uk

[–] Deebster@lemmy.ml 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It took me way too long to remember about tails.

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 4 points 11 months ago

I only saw it after reading your reply.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

That usually means a slightly different activity...

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 11 months ago

See? Fisting is nature’s way of wtf.

[–] Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

It took me a while to see it the wrong way. I was like"What's the problem here?... Oh now I see it. 😂"

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Don't kink shame!

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Wordington pickpocket

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hey wolves are nothing if not adventurous

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Can confirm ;3