TWO previous jobs? How the hell am I supposed to compete with applicants like this?
this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2023
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You build up to it. You don't step on a basketball court for the first time and expect to go toe-to-toe with Michael Jordan.
Two jobs in the same year as well!
We're out of our depth with this downright mythological figure!
appropriate username?
hmmn, would it really have been that hard for him to get a job in pr0n?
The funny thing is that the AI the company uses to sort resumes decided this was by far the best candidate due to length of experience.
Bro spent 12 years as a kid, thats a good long time to hold a job. Based AI
Ah, shit, man. You're direct, you're no-nonsense. How am I supposed to compete with that?
I would describe this aesthetic as effortless
Hrm. "Resume" is clear enough, but I don't see a "stop" or "pause" anywhere before it.
Listing your childhood as a job??
It's so simple, why did nobody think of this before!?
Such a megamind is beyond our understanding
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