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submitted 11 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
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[–] snooggums@midwest.social 58 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sorry for the late response.

[–] FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sorry for the late response.

[–] Hudomi@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Sorry for the late response.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Soy for the latter resource.

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Soy for the latte.

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Blood for the Blood God

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 3 points 11 months ago

Do you hold a stronghold filled with short people ?

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I got tenure despite having less seniority than you MaggotyCumfart!

[–] skittle07crusher@sh.itjust.works 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I am -not- in academia (so I can’t upvote), but this makes me somehow feel kinda better about myself.

Please tell me that, idk, “thoughtful” people need more time to review things (carefully), or something, and that explains this fault... Right? Hello? Is this thing on?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's not the email, just the constant existential crisis.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

And ADHD

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 points 11 months ago

Normal people do not do phds, for better or for worse.

[–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

And CPD: Chronic Procrastination Disorder

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sounds a lot like corporate middle management tbf.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

… you get tenure?

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

No you exchange those emails until you get medicated.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I teach at college and work in research at university, that's how I spot witch students will end up working with us.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Sorry, we can't offer you the job. You reply to your emails too quickly"

[–] seapat@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

"Sorry, for the late response. Unfortunately, we can't offer you the job. You reply to your emails too quickly"

FTFY

[–] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

How do you spot the wizard students?

[–] nucleative@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Thanks for your patience while I researched the details.

Yes, I'm free for a lunch meeting last Friday. See you then.

[–] Clent@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

Sorry for the late response.