this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2024
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago

"Is that supposed to be insulting? I live in a sewer, Georgie!"

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Do... do I need to see a doctor? It floats?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Some of mine float. Others don't. One time I shit for 30 minutes. Really crapped it out. Then I stand up, and the bowl is clean!!! I go to wipe, and there's no poo!!! What the hell was I expelling for 30 minutes???!!!

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What the hell was I expelling for 30 minutes?

Stress?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can I get laxatives for that?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

:o I've been here a year already?!

Thanks ^^

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Username checks out

[–] Emptiness@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Shit-weasels

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 11 months ago

Poop will sink unless it has enough fiber, gas, or fat (all lighter than water) in it to make it buoyant. Sinking is the norm for me.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 months ago

Lead! Lead!

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago
[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

How to out monster the monster step one:

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah, not mine.

[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Hi YouTube!

I'm Georgie and today we're going to play sink vs float. Let's start with flame thrower flames, do those sink?

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Burned to death. The end