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Me an my boi Crunch Wrap are good with that.

Have a treat, Crunchy.

You leave Gordito out of this!

Ours:

Rocket (F) - Age 10

Keanu (M) - 8

Lorelei (F) - 2

Willow (F) - 4 months

chalupa do go hard though

My boy cat is called Rails because Ruby on Rails, my girl cat is called Sushi just because .

Soup... Tomato Soup

Whatever,

Crunchwrap Supreme is a great name. It's much easier to say than my fishes name:

Three doritos locos tacos supremes with a large Baja blast.

my cat's true name is whatever I come up with in the moment

• kitty/kitty-kat/itty bitty kitty
• bungus
• bungle
• baby cat
• snoozer/sleepyhead

Yeah my male cat was named Optimus Prime by the previous owner, and the female cat I got I named Nika, after the ancient Greek goddess Nike.

I have a female cat named Toph. She’s a Tortie. Very fitting character and cat breed.

Regretting calling my cat Persephone because I always have to spell it out to the vet reception over the phone.

Wait, is this just a trap to get our bank account security questions?

3 of our girl cats growing were named Shasta, Kahlua, and Sprite and one of the boys was named Orange Crush; all were named after drinks (and that time Dad sat on Crush).

My girl cat was named GirlCat.

I tried, the wife said no. So I wear this name in my cats honor

Hey! Boy cats also get names after video game characters. Just ask Mr Bubbles.

Either way the cat thinks of him or herself as a divinity.

Dog is named cat. Cat is named dog!

My girl cat’s shortened name is bean, and I often call her black bean burrito (the other one’s food name is banana, because it rhymes with Rayla)

My cat Neth'Sin the Ethereal Tormentor laughs at your modern goddesses.

Enchirito does sound like a good name for a cat... 🤔

I love you, Beefy Crunch ❤️

And here I am giving my pets human names like a weirdo: Brody (dog), Chad (dog), Sasha (cat) & Erin (cat)

How is this so accurate?

We never thought about it, but of our three cats, the girls are named after a goddess and an empress, while the boy cat is named after a Starbucks menu item.

I just named a cat that got dumped at my work Johnny. It's a girl cat. Oops.

It is as much of an honor to be named after Taco Bell items!

My cat is named Figaro after the cat from the animated Pinocchio film that he looks just like. My dog is named Ampix after a character who gets made fun of for his stupid name in a novel that my wife and I read.

Mmmmm, I do miss the Enchirito

I know a boy cat named Apollo

My cats are named after a tattoo, an encoding system and a movie character.

Whatever naming convention works for you Danny, so long as you heed your masters’ call.

Our girl cat is named Maki because she's small. Girls get food names too.

Some of us name our boy cats after Arby's menu items. That's how Double Roast Beef Sandwich got his name.

My kitty Athena agrees. My kitty Nova does not (both girls). But the mentality is the same: respectable names that convey greatness. Because they fucking rock.