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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah cheap shit gamer chairs with .0001mm pleather will do that. I've only had 3 desk chairs in my entire life and I only dumped the first 2 because my rabbit ate the armrests (and the new one was free). None of the seats have ever worn out like that

[–] mihnt@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

Yep, same. Going on 15 years on the current Broyhill I have that I found in a dumpster that just needed a base.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have never seen a chair with a wear pattern like that.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm an upholsterer, you'll see that on forklifts and loaders but with more wear on the right hand side from getting in and out. I'd say this guy is doing a lot of bouncing and back and forth in this chair.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

You don't say...😏

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

the perpetrator

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

As a member of the boney ass community, not even my chair looks like this. My cheap car seat covers though? Devoured via ass.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Was there roommate J.D. Vance?

[–] Corigan@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

Does he sit in his feet and keep his shoes on?

[–] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

i liked it better when it was a mystery

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

But you learned something, and that means something.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Those are shart stains, obviously.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking maybe he keeps shit in his back pocket?

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I think it's three things.

  1. Cheap fabric on the chair
  2. From the bunching at the front, it looks like this person slides forward when getting out of their chair and not straight up. After awhile, it started to tear until we got what we see here.
  3. Probably a bit of a stinky Pete given the stains, but I also don't know how old this chair is.
[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 months ago

That fart-sniffing Trump kid got to this guy’s chair?

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Overwhelming quantity of corrosive ass trumps.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

If women have the condition it's called Vagina dentata

[–] stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Explosive diarrhea

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 1 points 11 months ago

is he from Kazakhstan and gay?