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[–] tate@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 year ago

The licking would use a lot more battery power than driving a speaker, so it should probably lick when the battery is strong, not when it is getting low.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

what a terrible day to be literate

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 year ago

Killer ASMR feature

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

That might make it worth the absurdly shitty sound quality they have.

[–] Theidiam@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So, I could in theory; get a rim job from an AirPod in this scenario. It must be said— free rim jobs with your purchase of 250$ headphones would be a fantastic investment.

— probably best to get an extra set in this case. I don’t need shit in my ears.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You are doing rim jobs wrong if there is shit involved.

[–] Theidiam@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Totally agreed. Generally speaking, a person can’t be blamed for an off day, though.

Long day, poor joke, haha.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I should have listened to you

[–] TheV2@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Tech content creators a few years later: Apple was ahead of everyone else!

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had a dog that loved the taste of earwax. He would be very persistent about licking my ears and, to tell the truth, it actually felt kind of nice. (He would also eat earplugs whenever he could get them, and when I cleaned his ears he would insist on eating his own earwax.)

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Dogs are awesome, and your comment is just further proof of that