this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2024
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[โ€“] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] flamingos@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The original post? I assume it's something about the 'two tier' policing stuff GBN has been peddling.

Honestly, it's the random Brian Griffins that get me, but that probably says more about me than anything.

[โ€“] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Since when was Westminster anti white tho

[โ€“] EABOD25@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Still don't get why people in the UK are so upset about the results of Colonialism. It's like "We want all your shit to create a conglameration of subcultures to strengthen our ultimate culture. You're not allowed to be part of it anymore though"

[โ€“] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They want the other cultures to stay over there and just keep harvesting spices for their HP Sauce and sending the profits over. They certainly donโ€™t want them coming over to drive buses or work in the health service in the UK, or to have children who, whilst dark-skinned, are as British as anyone, as seeing a brown person speaking with a Midlands accent does their poor little heads in.

[โ€“] EABOD25@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Ey, Bruv! I'm just working!" white british mind explodes. Bus goes on about it's day with no interruption.

That's a very good and advantageous magic spell

Edit: thinking about it, "bruv" might not even be pop slang in the UK anymore. I could just be old in all slang now haha

[โ€“] flamingos@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I knew you had to be a bit slow to be a GBN presenter, but I didn't realise they're still learning their colours into their 30s.

[โ€“] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

is this guy the Alex Jones lapdog that hbomberguy shits on repeatedly?