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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 108 points 1 year ago (2 children)

“Worst day of my life,” proceeds to list nothing but problems entirely of his own creation. I wish my life had so few problems that I had the time to invent some for myself.

[–] OopsOverbombing@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't misquote him. He said "worse day of my life"

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 16 points 1 year ago

He was born yesterday.

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

... so far.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 95 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Pay for your fucking kids, asshole.

[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

SO MUCH of the SovCit BS is dudes trying to get out of child support. I used to wonder why even the True Believers didn't call these guys out for being assholes, but then seeing how often it's about avoiding child support, I realized it's because these groups are composed in large part by OTHER dudes trying to do the same thing, of course they're not gonna call the other guy out.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

And, of course, they're already duplicitous people because they're trying to get out of even financial parental responsibility. They want to leave whoever they knocked up high and dry.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably for the best that he's not in their life

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

He doesn't need to be in their life. Just his money.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

If he paid his child support then his car wouldn't have been towed. There's a life lesson there.

[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lawful Living is a pretty weak alignment. Lawful Dead or Chaotic Undead are both stronger options tbh.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Still better than Neutral Comatose.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm assuming spawn or Kevin bacon from RIPD would align to chaotic undead. (if they qualify as undead)

[–] maxenmajs@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wasn't parking my car in that spot clearly marked by a "no parking" sign. I was storing it.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It wasn’t parked, it was untravelling.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

This thread’s unaliving me

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 19 points 1 year ago

If you use the system you have to pay for the system.

There are sovereign individuals out there, but you only hear about these brain donors because anyone who doesn't notice that sovereign citizen is an oxymoron is just the regular kind of moron.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

About a third of this is just incomprehensible to me. Like, some of that third is words, but I just can't parse it.

There's no way this man is competent enough to be judged in a court of law.

[–] MentallyExhausted@reddthat.com 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you not the legal natural persons?

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 15 points 1 year ago

I hat no my foundation.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

This is actually quite coherent compared to most of the content on FB.

[–] plz1@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Reading that gave me a brain tumor...

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks like they're all about freedom of grammar too. Good grief that's hard to parse out.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It's because they have their own little rhyming slang business, or primitive superstitions about saying certain words like driving vs. traveling

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 11 points 1 year ago

Funny? I guess you had to be there.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

that's like not lawful living.

that's relatively unlawful living.

darn near anarchychess

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I kinda want to join the site just to make my own rambling nonsense.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I think it's paid. They do have an app.

[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ehhh... what?

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

Practically it means brianless Idiot, officially it means "sovereign citizen"

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

I think they had a stroke after the car back sentence? Maybe an anxiety attack from their court appearance?