this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Enjoy it, because your 40s will require sacrifices.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

but don't worry, because by that point you're getting really close to the end of your supply of fucks to give

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I’m going to need an ironic illustration

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Summoning pagan god of fertility?

If you can't find human friends or mates, don't you thing that's a bit out of your league. I have the impression it likes more the type of people whose hobbies include occasional orgy.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

He’s already doing better than my father. 😣

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Ghosts no ghost

[–] don@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

So because they’re the pagan god of fertility, the only thing they’re interested in is sex? Are you suggesting that gods can’t have hobbies, too? Seems a bit presumptuous of a mere mortal, but pop off, ig

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hell, ol' horny goatman could building up the summoner's confidence with a long term goal of increasing fertility while also being a good friend. The goals don't have to be exclusive!

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Exactly! If we worship the gods, I’d expect them to consider us friends as long as their job isn’t to torment and murder us. That Christian one, I’m not so sure about.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Furries, Furries everywhere

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This looks strangely wholesome to me. So nice to see him have a friend

[–] interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

To me, its that the summoned has appropriate bball clothes. He seems like an enthusiastic player

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Instructions were unclear, got myself sent to hell.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh cool! That's where some of my friends said they would be sooner or later. I'll introduce you to them when I get there.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yay, Hell fwiends!

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago