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It's all fun and games until every door in your house slams at 5 in the morning like mine did ~~last night~~
Edited to make sense
... morning ... night
Well there's your problem.
Sounds interesting. Have you tried to film it?
We had the windows open because it was a nice, cool night and then a thunderstorm came in with a gust of wind.
Aliens
Ghasts and ghosts.
5 is definitely night time in my world.
I'll drink to that. It's never anything interesting anyway. Always something mundane like evil "booing" or scraping noises from the basement. I ain't got time to stress with the devil's mess.
"Either haunt quieter or start paying rent!"
Ok, but what's the conversion rate for blood drenched gold doubloons?
Its the noise that cried wolf. I'm in bed, I'm not getting up anymore to go find nothing waiting to kill me. Whatever it was will have to come to me if it wants me dead.
huge vibe shift, hope everybody survives
This is me with the fire alarm.
"Did the neighbors set it off?"
"Was it a ghost that has been haunting me?"
"Did a bunch of mischievous playing a prank of me"
"Better wait and see if it's an actual real emergency."
You're gonna carry that weight.
i cant do this, im always imagining the house burning down or something
Their point is they no longer care
k?