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Lone Survivor Wandering Through Radiated Wasteland Regrets Not Meeting Q3 Benchmark (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] Bob@midwest.social 8 points 2 years ago

Yes, the world got destroyed, but for a beautiful moment we created a lot of value for shareholders.

[โ€“] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I reckon that's Ozzy Man, fair dinkum!