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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother...

[–] frankyboi@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

this is exactly what I thought too!

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Aren’t those the lyrics to that song “Bitch” by Meredith Brooks?

[–] techt@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

He could at least be sitting in a truck, that's kind of the bare minimum I'd expect from a Trucker DudeGuy account

[–] RadicalEagle@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Definitely the type of bio you write while high and you don't have the sense of mind to consider that other people have also had these feelings and maybe you're not quite so special in the way you think you are.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The secret ingredient is solipsism.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had to hit Wikipedia for that one. Brain hurts now.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Who cares? You don't exist anyway.

(That's the joke)

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

MAGAdeth Brooks?

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Trucker Mike seems to be in a sedan.

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Another tragic case of Main Character Syndrome.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I thought that was Vanilla Ice.

[–] LittleTarsier@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Is that Jack Garbarino, the man who lost 100 pounds just by moving boxes?

[–] doofy77@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Is that the guy from Nathan for you?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Y'all don't even give him credit for how long it took him to collect all of those pubes to then carefully glue them to his paper-thin chin. Poor li'l tweak baby. Never had a chance or an original thought in this life. 🤣

[–] Lamps@lemm.ee -2 points 1 year ago

He looks like the type of guy who knows Steve Jobs and hangs out with Jungle Children

[–] John_McMurray@lemmy.ca -3 points 1 year ago

I've seen that dudes picture before, but it usually doesn't have a MAGA hat that never existed on, usually Red Sox.