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[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Careful where you step, there's shit on the floor!

[–] CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml -4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Are you a recruited? JavaScript is not Java.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

And horseshit is not dogshit.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

are you seriously so devoted to a programming language that you heard someone say java was shit and assumed they must be talking about javascript

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago

You currently owe Oracle $500MM in unpaid licensing fees for this floor.

[–] xep@fedia.io 21 points 1 year ago

Oh, shit. Step on it! Quick!

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

"Will horrors never cease?!"

[–] carbonari_sandwich@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Imagine trying to find shoes that don't look like clown shoes when your toes are that spread.

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

He built like a kingdom hearts character

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wear a men's 14. That's bad enough.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My brother in ~~arms~~ feet.

The struggle is real.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Skate shoes should work. They almost always have a large toe box.

[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This person will never wear Adidas shoes.

[–] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 year ago

Which starship is this on?

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

It's too early to be attacking me, Lemmy. My feet are burning from all that boilerplate.

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Great, it's reliable and enforces design patterns!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] embed_me@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

Assembly is inaccurate. You have to build a horse fibre by fibre. Theoretically, it would be the fastest horse ever if it could be actually built

[–] mox@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 year ago

Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!

Upvoted because this is Programmer Humor. Thanks for the laugh, stranger!

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'm very amused that (so far, on my client) you seem to have no up or downvotes, but an upvoted response. No programmer kink shaming, but no one else wants to be nice to Java either.