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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 97 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Hey, look on the bright side: Republicans are switching to electric cars.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Reducing your carbon footprint to own the libs

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 11 points 1 year ago

And taking government subsidies

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[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 36 points 1 year ago

Didn’t you hear, Trump was changing his stance on EVs because Musk bought him, I mean, donated to him.

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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

At least the wrap protects the metal from bird poop, although it attracts all other kinds of poop while I'm in the neighborhood.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

The whole thing is a shit show.

If you intend to drive it, you 100% have to put a wrap on it, or detail it everytime you get home to avoid permenant damage.

And there's some weird clause in the contract where you can't sell it for a year.

Whenever that's up, we're going to see a shit ton of these things go up for dirt cheap.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

The poop sits on the inside of that one.

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[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Nazi clown car.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 25 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I love when assholes let you know who they are. And this guy really wanted you to know he was an asshole squared! We should lure him into a car wash.

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[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wasn't the consensus on fortnite that anytime a cyber truck rolled up, all previous engagements were put on hold until the elonaldmobile was a smoking crater?

Can we translate over to real life? Please?

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Based on the number of recalls for those things, One can only surmise that the build quality is terrible. Basically what I'm saying is just give it a minute I'm pretty sure it'll self-destruct. Or maybe a fog will roll in and the whole thing will just rust over, I don't know.

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[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This Musk wouldn't have stood for this. What happened? (Spoiler Alert: Money and/or Power)

Edit: my dumb ass forgot the photo. Probably because it is permanently deleted from the internet forever

This One Right Here

[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're right, you can't spell "felony" without "elon."

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[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean if this gets conservatives into EVs, at least SOME good will come out of this ugly, dysfunctional heap of metal.

Next we need someone to convince them that cars in general are evil and it's much better for their freedom to use public transport

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[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Normalize calling cybertrucks Tesla trump trucks

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[–] Zenjal@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

From dumpster to flamin dumpster

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man imagine going into debt to show support for Trump and making Elno Muskrat richer.

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[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They've been eating the flowers in the picture.

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

They literally all look like this to me.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 11 points 1 year ago

Insert "Life uh... finds a way" meme.

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Meh, close enough. :-P

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Put "save America" at the top, add a "from", and then the logo actually makes sense.

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't get the hate that this generally gets, but this particular one could use a molotov cocktail or 3 thrown its way...

[–] kinkles@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The cybertruck is a weird looking car with issues but some people make it their life mission to talk trash about it every chance they get

[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If they didn't want me to talk trash about it, they shouldn't have designed it to look like a dumpster

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude, that's not cool.

Dumpsters are useful.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cybertrucks are useful for the exact same purpose. Holding trash.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Lol holy shit

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Finally, a worthy test for the "thermonuclear-proof" windows: create an indent/hole with a steel ball or something, insert Molotov cocktail and watch.

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[–] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago

As the strangest plus side ever.. At least wrapping the cybertruck is extremely easy.

[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

I thought we were calling it the CyberCuck©?

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] casmael@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Things can always get worse - sun tzu

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everything about this car is dumb beginning with Elon the "engineer" designing this in a CAD program high on ambien or whatever he takes. To the hopefully sober decision to manufacture the car.

I could swear he hit some button that reduces polygon count and thought it looks cool. It must have been something like that.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

tear off the metal panels above the doors

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Idiots won't always tell you they're idiotic, but they will always show you if you're watching.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Whoever owns this truck is a hero because they’re creating so much joy and laughter in the world thru this hilarious combo

[–] intro@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Does the number of stars represent the size of police force that should be chasing Old Man Don?

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Way to bypass my cybertruck word filter :(

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

A match made in heaven.

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