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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 200 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The intrinsic intolerance hidden just beneath the veneer of an accepting society drives us straight to the bottom and splits us in two, whether it be sexuality, race, or lactose. Whoever needs to hear it, it’s okay to be gay, black, or a milk drinker.

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 168 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck milk drinkers. Oh, you want milkies? Oh, you wanna suck titty juice like a baby? You gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?

I’ll be here drinking apple juice with my chicken nuggies and mac and cheese like a REAL big kid

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 72 points 1 year ago

I pray that you might eventually join me in a society beyond lactose intolerance, my wayward friend.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, but straight from the carton? In public?

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[–] BennyInc@feddit.org 184 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It depends on how you drink it.

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

I still can't believe they put that in Mortal Kombat.

[–] NaibofTabr 93 points 1 year ago
[–] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Weird criminals drink milk, normal people drink orange juice.

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[–] rektdeckard@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My partner and I once went as Leon and Matilda for Halloween. I finished off a quart of milk and filled it with pre-mixed negroni cocktai to sneak it into a party as part of my costume. Boy howdy, I was so drunk I was speaking in tongues at the end of the night.

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Fucking milk drinker walking around Skyrim.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 55 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I can’t help but wonder if people were laughing at something besides the milk. Were they wearing a Sailor Moon outfit, complete with wig?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Would you risk openly laughing at a dude drinking milk, dressed as Sailor Moon?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

I'd be too busy masturbating

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

absolutely not. In the name of the moon (and milk), they'd punish me

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[–] criitz@reddthat.com 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No one was laughing, this is all fantasy in OOP's head

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 41 points 1 year ago (18 children)

Folks really need to normalize casually drinking milk the same way people drink CO2-infused sugar water. Milk is delicious and a great base source of nutrients.

[–] TomAwsm@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Move over, Hydro Homies. Now is the time for Milk Mates.

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[–] orb360@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I'll meet you half way with some CO2-infused milk.

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

OP was drinking milk out of the carton. I'd side-eye someone walking around drinking a 2 liter just as hard.

[–] yboutros 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're right, we need water fountains with milk instead

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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Milk is fucking delicious.

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[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 1 year ago
[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago

Drinking milk straight from the carton, in public?

Have you no self respect, Anon?

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We're jealous you can drink milk at all without shitting yourself violently.

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[–] elxeno@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

Too many lactose intolerant people.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 year ago (6 children)

his mistake was that it wasn't beer (alcohol) /s

Honestly, this reminds me of the "facebook crisis": it's forbidden to show a nipple publicly on facebook, but they accept pictures of guns. Really shows you their values and ideals.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Add some kahlua and vodka. You got a White Russian goin’.

[–] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

What's a milk drinker like you doing out here? Go home to your mother!

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One time I was working a late shift in winter and I just needed something warm. I heated up some water and just poured it into my coffee cup. My co-worker looked at me like I was crazy and told me I was a "weird cat" which in itself is kind of ironic. Then he proceeds to fill his coffee mug with diet dr pepper and walk out into a blizzard like it was nothing.

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Anon was Canadian so the milk was a gallon in an awkward plastic bag.

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[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They know you paid for a cow to be raped, anon. They know you're a nasty carnist

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