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Anon attempts blackmail (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 197 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jfc, Anon. Blackmail is your first thought?

[–] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 176 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it's a green text, this almost certainly never happened

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 104 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fake: Anon is clearly fantasizing about seeing his teacher naked.

Gay: Anon's first thought is to exploit this for video games.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fake: Anon is clearly fantasizing about seeing his teacher naked.

Who hasn't? You're stuck in a room for a few hours every day all day and the mind wanders into some dark places.

Mr. Appletree, you geriatric prime hunk of man... How many rolls cover your wrinkle stick?

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah that was my point. Anon didn't discover his teacher's secret Only Fans account. He was just day dreaming.

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago

Real: anon's first thought is to exploit this for video games

Gay: anon is not fantasizing about his teacher

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I mean, there are worse things to have demanded besides a PS5. Sounds like anon is not as much a degenerate as they could’ve been.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

blackmail never ends after the first demand tbh, if this was real the power over another person could get into his head more than it already has

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Next he’s gonna ask for Spiderman pajamas and that she microwave his chicken nuggets.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gaming PC or bust.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Or bust deez nuts

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 73 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If I was the teacher I would just put anon in special Ed classes

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago

Why? Do you want to set back special ed?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Special Ed sounds like you're insulting some poor dude called Ed.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it’s was not hers

Might already be there

[–] Xyre@lemmus.org 7 points 1 year ago

Plot twist, OP was homeschooled.

[–] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was her

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Does it matter? Jerkin' the gherkin

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

The fact she met anon but said wasn’t her, means THAT page wasn’t her. Anon just needs to find hers

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

He really wants a PS5