this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2024
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[โ€“] galmuth@feddit.uk 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago

It almost feels like cheating as we British have such a natural advantage in savoury baked goods theft.

[โ€“] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 21 points 1 year ago

We need to raid Greggs before the small boats get here and destroy are way of life.

[โ€“] Erasmus@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I got to visit the UK the other week and try some of these delicacies. While I donโ€™t condone violenceโ€ฆ

I can understand this manโ€™s reasoning.

[โ€“] Elkenders@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I always envisioned a larger pig in a blanket

[โ€“] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh no! If only we had a picture of the thief!

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I almost feel sorry for him. He can go on to get married, have kids, do well in his chosen career, cure cancer, etc and he'll always be The Gregg Thief.

[โ€“] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Let's be honest.... he's not going to medical school. Or going to school at all.

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago

Not now he isn't!

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are there no depths to which they won't sink?

[โ€“] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let he who has never stolen a sausage throw the first plastic chair

...and they all left in silence

Or something

[โ€“] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 7 points 1 year ago

I can sympathize. I've had shitty days where I want to rob a pastry store of their food, or sit in a supermarket isle and just gorge myself on junk food.

[โ€“] friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago

UK News Website Of The Year 2024

[โ€“] xep@fedia.io 7 points 1 year ago

I somehow saw "furries." I need a break from the Internet.

[โ€“] Emmie@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

He looks like a thumb or maybe index finger, this isnโ€™t human

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the larval stage of a Barry just before he consumes 10,000 calories a day to metamorphose into his adult state.

[โ€“] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who would name their newborn Barry?

[โ€“] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

After his father and his father back to The Dawn of the Barrys.

[โ€“] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 4 points 1 year ago

Don't insult the Grand Thumb-Thumb Corpsegrinder like that. He doesn't share any relation with this lad.