Gimme a man who takes public transit and has a library card.
this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2024
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What is this "public transit" you speak of? I only know of cars, which give me unparalleled independence according to famously unbiased Ford and Toyota.
I have experienced it, but not in decades.
Oh a library card is hot. Or someone with a lot of used books.
Yes! Especially if he purchased them from the library's retired book cart! Love seeing those old Dewey decimal stickers and that old book smell.
If he has a record player, and poetry chapbooks, just swoon.
Or who knows how much produce is supposed to cost (I don’t so it would be nice if he did).
It's one avocado, how much could it be, $4? btw yes
Living at home with his mama is also not a big deal, because I live at home with my mama, too. Who the hell can afford rent?
Sounds like something a scrub would say.
GAS, GRASS, OR ASS. NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE
Due to increases in prices, only gas is accepted now
You can hang out the passenger side of your best friend's ride, just don't try to holler at me. Actually just don't perceive me at all, thank you
Is this safe?
Won't that increase wind resistance causing the fuel economy to drop? How is that a smart financial decision?
Not near enough to justify firing up car #2. Assuming he's "hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride, trying to holla at me", crawling by in a city setting where most all cars get dick mpg anyway, wind resistance isn't as much a factor as the energy required to keep the car rolling at sub-optimal speeds. In lower gears. And all the stop & go traffic.
Smart for the guy hanging onto the car
Not really at low speeds.