I'm starting to think Everett might just be insane.
this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2024
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Don't block the fucking sidewalk. This is the same bullshit as when people stop for chit chat in the aisle of a grocery store catching up while I JUST NEED A CAN OF FUCKING CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP!
Get out of the way or I'm blasting you with my fucking cart Janice and Linda.
If "excuse me" doesn't work, blast away.
It never does.
Recommend looking like an escaped mental patient in the thall of a disembodied voice, that always works for my human.
JUST TODAY, in the MIDDLE OF THE MAIN AISLE there’s a group of four with two carts completely spread out blocking THE WHOLE DANG THING like FUCK OFF EVERYONE I HAVE TIKKA MASALA TO MAKE
But he's walking right down the middle, which is also bad.
This makes me think of Hotline Miami
I incredible. 'm starting to think Everett True was a time traveler
Makes me think of GTA 2
What a game.
Is this something I'm too gen Z to understand? Is it related to Miami Vice?
Don’t make me feel old. It’s a game from 2012, which is just a few years ago.
It was essentially yesterday!
Hotline MiEverett
Never heard it said, "how is the world using you?" "Treating you" is how I've heard it. Interesting choice of words.
how ya living
Im sure I have no idea
Sometimes in my area, people passing on two lane rural roads will recognize each other, then stop in their lanes and have a friendly chat, driver's side window to driver's side window. The rural byway was quiet, until someone ELSE needs to use it AS a ROAD.
I need this power in airports...
Took me a couple tries and I had to check where I was. "Why hello 3AM" was very confusing