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[–] grue@lemmy.world 112 points 1 year ago (6 children)

"You're already" what?

I kinda hate the author even more than the husband.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah, and I can't quite explain why it's so wrong. You're is technically a substitution for "you are" but it's never used like this. Maybe because it doesn't sound like the way it'd be spoken like it does normally?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 84 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I actually know this! Or at least, I half-remembered it barely well enough to find the Tom Scott video that taught me about it: there’dn’t’ve.

TL;DW: trying to use a clitic without an object to go with it creates a syntactic gap and has weird stress patterns. Or something like that; IDK I'm not a linguist.

[–] fionnafire@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Congrats on finding the clitic!

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

I thought it was a myth

[–] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
  • "He was ten times the man you're"
  • "I'm greater than he's"
  • "Who do you think you're"
[–] huginn@feddit.it 2 points 1 year ago

Interestingly enough it's often pronounced like that just because common parlance lends itself to elisions.

[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It was weird to me too.

In fairness to the author, I can find a way to speak those two words aloud in a way that works, and sounds like something someone could genuinely say, but that requires a pretty specific stress and pitch.

You're already!

But the first time you read the words it's just not going to come out like that.

And that's the problem. As a writer you can't just put words on the page the same way you yourself might speak them, and expect people to read it that way. The spoken word does not translate perfectly to writing.

You need to have an awareness of how people are likely to parse the words on the page, and choose wording that doesn't cause people to trip or stumble, even if it isn't the exact phrasing you'd use in organic speech.

The comic fails on that at the final line.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 year ago

Relax, it's what it's

[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

You are already (fat and fluffy) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Tiefkuehlkost@feddit.org 9 points 1 year ago

As a german it dosen't sound wrong for me, but we would also say "bist du schon" or "bist du doch schon" in german and that practicly translates to it.

[–] thepreciousboar@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

She is alreqdy fluffy and fat

[–] WayTooDank@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Yeh it should of been "You already're,"

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 107 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I think the comic works better without the bottom two panels.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

“Oh how cute, I’ll send this to my significant other…oh nevermind”

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

I did anyway. She knows im joking… hopefully

[–] JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Just crop them off

[–] bobotron@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Agreed though I do like the look of the cat on panel 3

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

But then there's no implied murder after the fact.

[–] aldalire@lemmy.dbzer0.com 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone who wants the cropped version is weak and in a dishonest relationship

[–] aldalire@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Calling or even implying ur gf is fat is playing with fire. That’s like relationship 101

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

I recall seeing her post this on Reddit. She's Ukrainian and English isn't her first language, hence the odd English.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

That’s why I love her.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 9 points 1 year ago

Mr.Data attempting to use contractions

[–] tb_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago