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[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 year ago

Prompt: "Write a sermon."

Chatbot: wall of text

Prompt: "That's too long. Be concise."

Chatbot: Don't be a dick.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Meh. At least you know at least the AI is reading/hearing your prayers, that’s a step up from the normal ones. Still does just as much good, but at least it’s being acknowledged.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And the LLM is less likely to touch the children.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

We cannot rule it out as a possibility of course.

[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I took it to mean the music or message being delivered to the congregation is AI, not that you're praying to AI god.

Which is still good because if there's one thing the Bible teaches it's that god loves insincere prayers

[–] RedStrider@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

good idea but only if lead by this guy robit priest from the futurama

[–] henfredemars 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I for one welcome the new six fingered Jesus.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Technically it has five fingers, but one of them splited half at the fourth knuckle. Also it has a fourth knuckle.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Nearer, my LLM, to thee

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

And lo, did Jesus question, what was the name of your first pet? Also incidentally you may now give donations by credit card.

Does anyone know AI Jesus on Twitch, where people constantly try to give him commands that break the voice or make him say dumb shit?

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

They are going to be so mad when the AI turns out to be woke

[–] popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

Its hard to be a lazy cult.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Funniest grift ever.