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Prison Guard Heats Lunch Up Inside 150-Degree Solitary Confinement Cell (www.theonion.com)
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[–] grue@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

(The oniony part is the cell not having a prisoner in it.)

[–] who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

In the article the prison guard admitted to leaving a person in the cell to long and they splattered on the walls so hard it took ages to clean.

[–] sik0fewl@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

I forgot I had him in there and I had to go to the bathroom!

[–] thedrivingcrooner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Somebody forgot to put a lid on those prisoners. Rookie mistake.