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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 54 points 1 year ago

Being french is a choice

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 30 points 1 year ago

I want to learn Quebec French just to annoy everybody should I ever go France. Maybe throw in a few Arabic words, too, I heard that's very popular among the older generation.

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll never tolerate those baguette fuckers

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's usually the other way around, we don't fuck a baguette, we use our baguette to fuck.

[–] velvetThunder@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago

The moment you ride your baguette you are a baguette fucker. When you are riding a baguette which has another ones dick in it, you are french now.

[–] Oestradiolo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

They just take your crops and pay you crap then expect you to be grateful.

Inherited Frenchphobia passed down through the generations. Trying to break the cycle but it’s hard.

[–] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 22 points 1 year ago
[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 21 points 1 year ago

If I ever go to Paris, I'm going to ask the locals for the Emily in Paris tour.

They deserve it for having a gaul to be born French.

[–] MicrondeMMMMMMM@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

FRENCH 👏 RIGHTS 👏 ARE 👏 HUMAN 👏 RIGHTS 👏🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

FRENCH 👏 MEN 👏 ARE 👏 HOMME 👏🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

[–] phuntis@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

>french
>man

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 17 points 1 year ago

Original comic is about super straights this version is greatly improved