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[–] akintudne@reddthat.com 156 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If I order boneless wings, I know that they're not made from the wing of a chicken, but they goddamn better be boneless, and saying that "boneless wings is not a guarantee that they are in fact boneless" goes against every linguistic and culinary expectation about that item. I agree with the dissent.

[–] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every chicken place in their county should serve bone-in boneless chicken just because they can now.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 53 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How about the Japan method of cramming a bone in the end of a hotdog?

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

bone-in wieners, aka 'boners'

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I think that's technically called 'sounding'...

you jest but this literally gets done with hams all the time.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

I need this for tofu stat!

[–] lung@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

bone"less" mean less bone, not no bone, bonehead

-court

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 8 points 1 year ago

Wait until you hear about these new "Oops all Bone" wings.

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What part of the chicken are they made from?? I've made wings at home and they were clearly wings, although mine weren't boneless

[–] ohmyiv@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Boneless wings are typically breast meat, like tenders and nuggets, cut into shapes that resemble wings.

https://www.webstaurantstore.com/blog/4316/what-are-boneless-wings.html

[–] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So they really are just chicken nuggets for adults then...
Seriously, what the fuck are you guys doing over there if "boneless wings" are neither boneless nor wings?!

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

To be fair, calling them "wings" was to my knowledge more about linking them to how chicken wings as a dish were prepared and presented than a statement on where the meat came from on the bird.

I don't know much about this case in particular but it fits into a long pattern of activist conservative judges basically legislating from the bench to protect business interests. So it's unsurprising that one of them would basically say "no one actually believes the wing part, so there's no reason for them to believe the boneless part either, and therefore there's no liability if there are bones in the product."

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You say "over there" but this is an Ohio ruling. That'd be like judging all of Europe for Belarusian rulings.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hey, American justice system... what, pray tell, the fuck?

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

It makes sense when you realize corporate oligarchy.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

pray tell fuck is better than eat pray love

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

So advertising cannot be false any more?

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you don’t want bones in your food try eating things which do not have bones.

[–] PiousAgnostic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Like a ham sandwich?

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 year ago

BEHOLD: a boneless chicken

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

So when I read boneless wings I have to assume not only is it boneless-style, wing-style mystery chicken but also it's not necessarily safe to eat.

I thought we had the PFDA and USDA to assure that our boneless wings had no bones in them and were wings.

I still want buffalo and wings in my buffalo wings.

[–] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

He struck it dead, and with its head, he went galumphing back.

[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

I wonder if the judge would consider “bone-in” wings a shape like chicken” fingers” is then.