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Study Finds Smacking Own Head Yelling ‘Stupid, Stupid’ Could Be Early Sign Of Low Self-Esteem (www.theonion.com)
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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 year ago

Wait, really? How could I not know this?

🤦 Stupid! Stupid!

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

If only this study came out earlier. Maybe they could have caught the early signs in my youth.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I just openly talk to my brain like it's its own entity.

Draws blank on the name of a friend we've known for years "Fuck you, brain! What the fuck?"

Solves ultra complex problem with insane creativity and efficiency "Good job, Brain. That was some genuine genius shit."

It's like every situation, IQ is based on a rand function between 70 and 150.

[–] asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

LMAO this is gold. Good job, saltesc's brain.