this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2023
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[–] pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Boss said stop coming in late.
I said I'm trying but my body hasn't cooperated with this start time for the last 30 years, I don't see why it will start now.
Boss said would starting and finishing later work?

For the last 5 years I've been starting at 9:30 and finishing at 6. And I haven't been late due to me as a person since.

Public transport problems happen occasionally, but it was that simple for them to get a full day out of me reliably.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 2 years ago

I'm starting at 8.30 and stopping at around 16.

Work smart, not hard. :)

[–] TrustingZebra@lemmy.one 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I like being L8, don't H8.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 years ago

Well I'm not hating you for TARDINESS right now..

[–] Currens_felis@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago

Making coffee, probably

I can be there at 8. Actually working still begins at the same time.

[–] hakase@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Boomer minion meme vibes.

[–] rippersnapper@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Steve forgot to wear his pants

[–] GingeyBook@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

That's the 3rd time this month you've "forgotten" Steve