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[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Everyone with a non mainstream fetish does. That's why ~~our~~their porn is also usually higher quality.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Really?

Because anytime I'm browsing for free porn, I see extremely niche categories.

Rule 34 doesn't state "free", but I've honestly never come across any type of video material I couldn't find for free.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Niche may also mean a particular person. There was an OF girl I was obsessed with. Not in an emotional way, but damn did she push my buttons, her makeup, outfits, poses, all that and more. And the tiniest titties, if you're into that. Paid for a couple of months just to get some more.

PrincessRosea69 if anyone wants to find her on reddit, see what I mean.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Oh true, particular person I can see being much more challenging to find for free.

And sort of should be, not cool to steal small time content creators shit.

Thanks for the tip, I guess.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Those are some small tiddies

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I might have to check that out... for science

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

our porn is better

Guy who spends money to jack off

[–] snue@feddit.dk 29 points 1 year ago

sex workers deserve to get paid for their work - if you can find a way to pay them directly, that's perfect :))

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Where can I buy me some premium porn??
I can barely last a minute nowadays!

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Lol opposite problem here ... I can easily spend an hour trying to find something that does it for me. I honestly understand paying for porn now that my fantasies have gotten more niche (not that I do pay tho).

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hear ya!
German midget scat porn can be tough to source, and sometimes they trick you with Austrian dwarves!

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I genuinely think that wouldn't be much of a challenge, but I'm unwilling to even try to prove my assertion.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

If that's honestly true you need to stop watching porn in general.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago

That's why I downloaded, review, and keep an excellently curated list of only bangers.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it your fantasies that have gotten too niche? Or is it porn sites have gotten too niche, and it’s not your flavor?

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

My tastes aren't actually that niche. I just want sensual MFM-type stuff that isn't heavily produced.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

can we start an anonymous community that shares everyones terabytes of porn collections and uses AI to generate searchable keywords for us to all benefit from our crazy collections? or is there no use in compiling the ocean of what exists online?

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Only if we harvest everyones' metadata and start trying to sell them personalized ads and maybe whoopsiedaisey forget to keep the data secure and get everyones' data exposed.

[–] SugarSnack@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Try ThePornDatabase and/or Stash.

Not the sharing side of things but metadata, keywords etc. for personal collections.

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Especially considering Anon is already on 4chan

[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

If you're willing to pay for porn, you're doing a lot of things wrong.