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[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 131 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Next time you pass, throw a packet of yeast in there.

[–] BakedCatboy@lemmy.ml 65 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Could even mix the yeast into a bottle of sugar syrup beforehand to give the juice a boost of yeast food. And less suspicious when dumping it.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago

I have no idea what you're talking about, that's my homemade kombucha. I was going to try it for the first time on the flight, but I guess that's not happening now.

[–] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago

Or get foamy and smell like bread, as the case may be.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago

Or a mentos!

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What do you mean? It's probably too acidic to have any big reactions with yeast, no?

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[–] sramder@lemmy.world 86 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Never fails to amuse me that in order to fight to “threat” of binary explosives i.e. two liquids that explode when mixed together…

[–] polonius-rex@kbin.run 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)

by definition this occurs before security, so anybody that wanted to could just bring a regular explosive

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Aren't the dogs trained to sniff out regular explosives?

[–] SoJB@lemmy.ml 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Generally speaking, police dogs are trained to alert on command and are not used for actual investigation.

Yes, SAR dogs exist and properly trained dogs exist as well. However, the overwhelming evidence shows dogs are not a reliable tool when used by police.

Welcome to the downfall of an empire.

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Cop: say woof.

Dog: what, right now?

Cop: yeah.

Dog: but I don't smell anything...

Cop: I'll give you a treat.

Dog: woof woof woof!

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Most of the airports in the US have some sort or chemical detector too. I always get my hands swapped going through PDX because I brought so scary looking circuit boards with my carryon 5 years ago.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What do they swap them with?

Are they shipped separately?

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s been a few years, but they are white round pads, probably 3 inches wide. I’m not sure what’s on the pad, probably a solvent of some kind.

The pads go in a machine about the size of an larger microwave oven which I believe uses NMR to scan for nitrates and other kinds of explosive residue.

It was a pair of highschool level sumo robots, lots of wires and motors and gears.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In case you haven't realised, the correct word is swab/swabbed. You are being made fun of for swapping the correct word for a different word.

[–] Takumidesh@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I think you mean swabbing the correct word.

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah, but just like an M-80 so the whole checkpoint is splattered with drink and hand lotion.

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not a big enough target for terrorists.
Imagine having planned the next 9/11 but then instead you have to just blow up part of an airport instead 😒

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[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 60 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Liquids may be dangerous, so let's mix them all together!

[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

They are not dangerous, that's not the reason they are not allowed.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh darn guess I'll have to pour my separate bottles of bleach and ammonia in there since they're not allowed past security checkpoint.

[–] zer0squar3d@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago

Thinking the same thing. Oh shoot! I need to pour my bromine out! Proceeds to dump 1 gallon of fuming bromine into liquid receptacle.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Instructions unclear, unzips...

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 2 years ago

When in Rome, use the Roman urinal?

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Look, I've been in this air terminal for the past three days, no thanks to CrowdStrike...

I dunno where else to empty my [redacted] collection bottle, but I had to entertain myself somehow..

/s

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Boston Airport won't even sell you a beer before 11. Damn puritan masshole laws

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Calgary has a liquor store in the domestic terminal after security. Not a duty free, a liquor store. Just in case you want a 5th during take off.

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[–] TheBloodFarts@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

That's pure evil

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 32 points 2 years ago

Okay. unzip

[–] 01189998819991197253 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

But, if they're explosive, wouldn't emptying your explosive with a soup of everyone else's explosives, be a bad idea? Unless.... is all this "security theater" just for show??

E: grammar

[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

The point isn't that liquids are explosive, the point is that water messes up the explosives detection. It's "liquids are not allowed, because water is a false positive for explosives and we want to avoid the false positive".

That's why it's starting to get allowed in many airports - they updated their detectors to newer technology where water is no longer a false positive.

Nobody thinks your bottle of water is a bomb.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

That makes sense and would almost reassure me if they didn't have a 95% failure rate in tests. The data is super old but I can't find anything to suggest it's improved since then.

[–] 01189998819991197253 3 points 2 years ago

According to several TSA agents in my travels to and around the US, at least, when I asked why my water had to be discarded, they all said variations of the same thing, "it could be an explosive". And the news broadcasts I've seen when this measure was first implemented were telling people that these "new types of explosives" look like water and are hidden inside water bottles, and the water can even be sipped on without harm to the person from the heavier-than-water liquid explosive. So, while it may have been a lie, it was one that approved the measures. "False positives" were never communicated.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Have you heard of bartender's mat?

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 years ago

All liquids you say?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

When the terrorists empty their liquid explosives into there, you’ll get to smell like piss while the flesh burns off of your bones.

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 10 points 2 years ago

Ultimate King Cup

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I guess they finally got tired of cleaning up the mess people left behind when they had to throw away their drinks.

[–] polonius-rex@kbin.run 12 points 2 years ago

no it's so they can save it all for the christmas party

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m imagining them having to change out the bag or.. I guess bag-less bin…?

Unless this goes into a drain which is… equally super weird, actually, because it isn’t sink-shaped or anything.. so now I’m imagining this super tall trash can with like a weak little drain at the bottom full of straws and bottle caps and stuff.

[–] Tensilespark@lemmy.today 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I am actually a janitor at an airport and these have little hoses on the back that we just put into the drain in the janitor closet. They smell like rotten eggs and midew at the same time and are the single most disgusting thing I have ever had to clean.

Most of them have either a grate on top to prevent trash getting in or a separate chamber on the inside that filters out solids.

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 years ago

That’s so much worse than I imagined, I’m so sorry. Nobody should have to deal with that for security theater.

[–] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thank you for your service. Right now I feel the same feeling when someone says “ew this milk smells, smell it”

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[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are swamp water and jungle juice the same thing?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I think swamp water is soda only.

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