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[–] variants@possumpat.io 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah they replaced the toll booth workers with machines!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Well maybe they should have worked harder on their rhyming skills.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can still do it as a hobby.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who can afford upkeep on a bridge today as a hobby?

[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Dunno about English, but in German, "living under the bridge" means "being homeless". Which is free. For now. Better try it before it gets a fee.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's kind of a "write your own destiny" career. Nobody will teach you how to get there, you have to seize it!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Carpe Pontis!

[–] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I ask you thee these questions three; ere the other side you see

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

*pulls out Glock

[–] Norgur@fedia.io 8 points 1 year ago

I mean... Have you tried?

[–] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

And with a lithp I told them to kith my ath