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[–] thedudeabides@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He's got the entire Greek alphabet of male hierarchy inside him

Tap for spoilerYes I'm aware that that shit's wack pseudoscience

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But they were Christian wolves, which is why he was also called "Amadeus" (lit. "Loves god")

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

Don't be silly, Brazilian waffs are too L O N G to be inside anyone other than a basketball pro.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He had 14 werewolves in him. 😏

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't have wolves inside me I have a dozen uncracked eggs, three raccoons, and the fox from the video game 'Okami' and they're fighting over a succulent roast pig.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I only have a pack of foxes inside me, it’s waiting for you to come down…

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

As a german, this joke takes some time.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Oddfuture Wolfgang Kill Them All