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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/14441630

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[–] NaibofTabr 81 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Can I just get the sauce and compile it myself?

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, it requires carrots which your peeler dropped support for in version 4.3

[–] PlexSheep 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also, the carrots are ~~unmaintained~~ rotten.

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago

The maintainer abandoned farming four years ago to take up computer science.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

With the Gentoo Gnocchi, you grow your own potatoes.

[–] Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 72 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Neuropain@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 years ago

Using DuckDuckGo should be called quacking.

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 2 points 2 years ago

@nicknonya @Interstellar_1 And besides, the proper web search you should be recommending is either YaCy or SearXNG

[–] dch82@lemmy.zip 60 points 2 years ago (2 children)

SOMEONE ASKS EVERYDAY “how to order food?”!!!!!

READ THE MANUAL I PUT NEXT TO THE COUNTER!!!!

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS LEAVE AND GO EAT AT THE CLOSEST MICROSOFT’S!?!?!

ITS NOT EVEN EDIBLE FOOD!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Uhhh, this is a READ_ME.txt that's 3.8 Gb

[–] dch82@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

EVERY NOW AND THEN SOME DRUNKEN HOOLIGAN COMES IN AND ASKS wHErE fOoD sTInKy nErDS!!!

EVEN THOUGH THERE IS A RECIPE TO MAKE IT YOURSELF!!!!

SOME CUSTOMERS EVEN COMPLAIN THAT THE RESULTS OF THEIR RECIPE ARE REALLY TRASH AND EVEN THOUGH THEY DONT HAVE libchoppingboard1.23.9rc2 INSTALLED LIKE THE README TOLD THEM TO ITS SOMEHOW MY FAULT!!!!

WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

[–] dch82@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago

DONT FORGET THE PATRONS WHO SHOW UP ORDER SOMETHING AND COMPLAIN “aCtUAllY ItS GnOoOOO SLasH LiIiIiINuCCssSs”!!!!!!

AND THOSE WHO EXPECT ME TO SERVE THEIR FAVOURITE PLATE OF PROPRIETARY CRAP FROM MICROSOFT’S

I SERVE ACTUALLY EDIBLE FOOD HERE!!!!!!!!!!

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Which word do I mispronounce to make the rhyme work? Distro bih-stro? Or dee-stro bistro?

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

WTF it's pronounced "beast-row" in English?

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

More like BEA-strow to use the letters from your version

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Well, I wanted to use existing words, because English is completely inconsistent with the way individual letters are pronounced, see for example the above.

But yeah, the emphasis and pause is earlier, as you indicated.

[–] morbidcactus@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think it depends on which word and syllable gets stressed, in my head both work but the former just sounds like how I imagine most people would say it where I am. Not like it's not unusual to hear people use that pronunciation of Bistro anyhow.

So /'bIstroʊ/ /'dIstroʊ/ if I'm reading wikipedia's IPA guide right, and using it right, I have to look it up every time it's used.

[–] Eiim@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The character you're looking for it ɪ, not I. In this case I think you'd write [ˈdɪsˌtɹoʊ ˈbɪsˌtɹoʊ] (also adding secondary stress and correcting to a more likely rhotic). Although it depends on accent (especially because I chose phonetic ([]) transcription instead of phonemic (//, which you originally had) (which means transcribing the actual sounds (I kept this pretty broad still because I don't know how you pronounce words exactly) instead of the conceptual sounds they map onto) because this is intended at least in part for an audience which doesn't primarily speak English) and there's a lot of ambiguity anyways (is there actually secondary stress on the second syllable (where is that syllable boundary anyways? I originally had it before the s but I think in regular speech [s.t] is more likely to be realized.)? I think there should be but Wiktionary doesn't include it).

Uhh yeah all those parentheses seem to match up. I'm not editing that down more to try to make sense, my first draft was even more verbose lol

[–] morbidcactus@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I totally appreciate that you took the time to correct and explain it.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

'COURSE YOU DON'T GET BLOODY WINDOWS WITH IT!

ARCHBATROSS!

[–] finkrat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Ubuntu and Spam

Spam and Ubuntu

Spam and Arch

Debian, Fedora, Slackware and Spam

Spam and Linux From Scratch

FreeDOS and Spam

9front al dente with a Spam bolognese

Hannah Montana Linux running a fork of systemd with a Linux Zen kernel and the CDE desktop environment and Spam

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 years ago

WHAT CHUCKLEFUCK LET SOMEONE IN WEARING NVIDIA GLASSES? COME IN TO MY RESTAURANT WITH YOUR PRECOMPILED PROPRIETARY BINARY BLOBS AND SOMEHOW I'M THE PROBLEM?

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

The business is in trouble? Have you tried wiping it in bankruptcy and reloading a freshly installed restaurant?

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

This reminds me of the people who will see a Cyber Monday deal online and then go in to a store and harass the salespeople about it because they don't understand what Cyber Monday is lol

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago

List of ingredienst available on GitHub

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can’t use esoteric jargon to create an insider group and then complain that the normies don’t understand any of it.

[–] swan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 years ago

Waiter: thank you for selecting the OpenHamburger would you like your OpenHamburger from the distro bistro repo, flatpak, snap or would you like to compile it yourself?

Customer: wait so it's all the same hamburger?

Waiter: no but also yes

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

It needs to have Richard Stallman's free software song playing in the backround.

[–] rkk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

DO THEY DELIVER TO THE UK? FUCK!!!!