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Not The Onion

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[–] Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can we not waste medical supplies for no fucking reason?

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[–] Zier@fedia.io 23 points 2 years ago (4 children)

So the uniform starts with gold tennis shoes, gold diapers, and now an ear bandage. The GOP sure is putting sexy on display!!! https://www.dispatchesfromtrumpland.com/post/trump-fans-wear-golden-diapers-and-more-diaper-shirts-at-jersey-shore-rally

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[–] Happywop@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tell me you're in a cult without telling me you're in a cult ffs!

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[–] Username02@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What level of dick sucking is this?

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[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

🥾😛 "look how much we love the sensual flavor of your boots, Baddy Daddy Trump. Will you fuck our wife's next, pretty please?🔥💗🔥💗🔥💗"

shout from the back "Mine first!!!"

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[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Emulation for acceptance. Kids do this. It is pathetic in adults.

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[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Grown ass motherfuckers behave like teenage bieber fan girls.

And they own guns and are full of hate

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

We deserve to be wiped out by global warming

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 17 points 2 years ago

Thank god he wasn't shot in the lip they'd have to wear masks

[–] upside431@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Absolutely ridiculous

[–] Sinthesis@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Ear diapers.

[–] Myxomatosis@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

It must be uncomfortable wearing a fucking maxi pad on your ear all day long.

[–] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This might be the peak. I can't imagine how we'll ever have a more Not The Onion article.

Peak cult bullshit.

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[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Remember that time a bunch representatives wore bandages over their assholes because it was stylish to match Louis XIV's anal fistula bandage back in the late 1600s? Seems like they really think the have the Sun King again, the self-titled center of the universe

[–] kbal@fedia.io 12 points 2 years ago

Be extra careful not to hurt your ear this week, you won't be able to bandage it

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago

sign of love

Sounds pretty gay to me

[–] 01189998819991197253 11 points 2 years ago

I came here to laugh at the ridicule of the The Onion's story, only realize, to my horror, that it's not The Onion...

[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What was that fairy tale where people disguised their faces to look ugly in order to avoid upsetting their monarch?

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[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imagine what it would look like if Trump was shot in the dick.

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