The Asexual aisle
this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2024
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I see "portable snacks" back there and have no idea what that means. Are there... non-portable snacks??
I'm waiting for rackmount snacks. Tubes of Pringles lined up in a neat 2U enclosure, and redundant arrays of chocolates.
Yes boss, we're uh validating the cooling systems in the server room.
If it's in the US, I'm sure that there are some wheelbarrow snacks.
Still portable!
Didn’t witches in fairy tales have candy or gingerbread houses?
The Asexual Dream
Some people dream about love, I dream about extra cheesy garlic bread with a side of soup
Dip that garlic bread in the soup.
As it should.
The whole aisle would be full of Frozen character themed garlic bread
People buy frozen garlic bread? Are 3 too many ingredients to make yourself?
You also have to think of the mess. With frozen garlic bread you only have to clean the baking pan.
Baking pan? You must be mistaken
They're made in a baking pan because they are already baked. You just need to melt the butter and crisp.
It's more than three ingredients. There's also salt, parsley, and sometimes a light dusting of Parmesan cheese
you underestimate how lazy we are
I only regret that I have but one aisle to give