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[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They ain't in Hell. They're just so hidden that not even Death finds them. (Death doesn't know the "shake the food bowl to make your cat resurface from wherever she was" trick.)

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You can't do pspsps without lips.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

well aCkTwAlLy in ventriloquism you replace the bilabial plosives with an alveolar or velar approximant, curving a "d" or a "g" sound to sound like a "p".

I can get it kinda close using the root of my tongue on my soft palate, not that I've done any vent stuff in a long while.

Does Death have a tongue, though?

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Ask his wife!

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Doesn’t work when the bedsheets are fresh. My cat is extremely food motivated, but when the sheets are fresh he’ll stay in my bed even when he’d get treats

[–] Melt@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Skua@kbin.earth 23 points 1 year ago

The ultimate warm spot

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

I don't know enough about cats to dispute that.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's also the cat-women on the moon

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like you got that GOOD acid! Care to share? 😄

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds delightfully bizarre 😄

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It's that kind of movie i would have loved to see John Waters' take on the script, especially if Divine starred in it .

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Down, Down, Down to Meowphisto's Cafe.