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[–] nifty@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just call me a scissor sister

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

The weird hand-weapon is my favorite part of the Scissor

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Thank you for your service in spreading the gospel of the scissors sisters.

[–] Godort@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nets are underappreciated as a weapon

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Net and trident are top tier combo

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don’t forget to file your Trax return… turns out you owe.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

The IRS (Internal Roman Service) is feared once more

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Murmillo has the coolest hat, but i'd put my money on Retiarius. Honorable mention to ol' Scissor, whose legacy persists to this very day in offices, classrooms, and first aid kits.

Little known fact: the original saying is "don't run ON THE LEFT with Scissors"

[–] drdnl@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Scissor just has such an inhuman look to him. It's cool as fuck.

[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Sexicutor is a terrible gladiator. Because he ALWAYS goes down!

[crickets]

I'll see myself out, no need to throw rotten fruit

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hoplomachus seems like a flexible fighting style I guess?

[–] dwemthy@lemdro.id 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hoplomachus gonna pull out break dance fighting moves and catch you upside the head with those shin guards

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

IRL... I would have been Secutor.

Dance around all you'd like, I'll wait patiently before bulldozing... and pray I never meet a bigger bulldozer.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I dunno, I feel like you'd get really warm in all that.

The Murmillo has the advantage of feeling the breeze.

And a cool hat.

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Retiarius looks like he pulled out somebody's weave and thats fucked up.

[–] Junkhead@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago

russell crowe

[–] stoi@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Retiarius fr fr

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do trax, murmillo and secutor have any differing fighting styles, or is it just a hat competition?

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Yes for the Trax/Thraex. He has a small curved blade that can reach around an opponent's shield, and a smaller shield.

For the Murmillo and Secutor, it's a hat competition. Secutors were usually pitted against Reitiarii - the small eyeholes in the helmet were to keep the trident, specifically, out, and the helmet had fewer features to make it harder to net.

I dig the Murmillo more, personally. The helmet has, as the Romans would say, gravitas!